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Alumnus Nominated

Jordan Guinn
August 30, 2009

Juggling family, business and his ceaseless quest for knowledge, Roshaun Davis, a.k.a. Truth Arises In Search, plans the next move for himself, his clients and his group, Righteous Movement. In his cramped...

Some things I never wrote

Jordan Guinn
May 31, 2009

There were so many things I wanted to say in my columns, but they were cut for various reasons. Some were rude, others were crass and the overwhelming majority were downright hurtful. My editors have granted...

An overdue thank you

Jordan Guinn
May 12, 2009

I came to Sacramento State in the fall of 2006, but it wasn't until spring 2008 that I started to love this place. Faculty and administration were bickering like kids when I first got here and that made...

Avoid the ‘N-word’

Jordan Guinn
May 5, 2009

Tricked you. You thought this column was going to be on a THE "N-word." Sorry to disappoint. That is a topic I want nothing to do with, because I am in no way qualified to speak on it. This other "N-word"...

Auditor’s Narrative: Arcohe Union School District

Jordan Guinn
April 22, 2009

I went into Archoe after sending out my written request the night before. The agency had not yet received my written request and they brought out the business manager, Denise MacDonald to speak with me....

NASA has a problem

Jordan Guinn
April 22, 2009

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is putting itself behind in order to get ahead. It seems counterintuitive, but it's the path the government agency has chosen to embark on. The space shuttle...

Adventure done right

Jordan Guinn
April 21, 2009

Of all the reasons to appreciate and admire the work Peak Adventures does, my favorite is how it doesn't have any effeminate, ad-covered cycling suits on display. You may be wondering why someone such...

Attack is on target

Jordan Guinn
March 24, 2009

Cable news is a waste of resources. Reporters have seemingly limitless access to reputable sources, vast databases and state-of-the-art communication technology. Sadly, all of these reporting tools are...

‘Gen. Y:’ It just sucks

Jordan Guinn
March 17, 2009

The youth of this country need to embrace hard work and sacrifice in order to return this country to its former glory. Yes, this applies to you, too. In his recent address to Congress, President Barack...

Why I love to fly high

Jordan Guinn
March 6, 2009

Don't get your hopes up, but this is probably the last column I will ever write. I am in the airport terminal waiting to board a plane that will take me to San Diego for a worthless and life-wasting journalism...

Cynic’s Corner

Jordan Guinn
March 4, 2009

There is no kinder way to put this: California is circling the drain right now. The state is struggling to obtain revenue as well as properly fund its myriad of projects, programs and initiatives.

State Controller John Chiang will be sending IOU's to vendors and citizens because the state's coffers are empty.

My credit is better than the state's. That's screwed up.

Every year, our legislators present us rotten garbage masquerading as a state budget. Even more enraging, it's almost always turned in late.

Instead of doing something that would improve California, our lawmakers essentially engage in frottage with their fellow party members while schools deteriorate, and we somehow manage to become a bigger national joke than we already are.

Property value is crashing and burning. The percentage of unemployed workers in California should reach double digits this year. We have used the brightest possible shade of red to paint ourselves into a corner.

We have been shown, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that this place we call home cannot be governed. The time has come to divide California into separate states.

I'd have to be doing rails of OxyContin to suggest that splitting California is as simple as hiring a cartographer to redraw some county lines.

We have to address issues such as water allocation, our absurd number of state prisons and our highly dysfunctional school system in order to make a division effort a reality.

Splitting up California is hardly a new concept.

In 1859, Assemblyman Andres Pico authored Resolution #22. It gave five Southern California counties, including Los Angeles and San Diego, permission to leave California and form their own state.

The proposed legislation made it through the Assembly and Senate, and was even introduced to Congress, but was ultimately killed by the Civil War.

Stan Statham is the president and chief executive officer of the California Broadcasters Association. Prior to that, he served as an Assemblyman for 18 years and was also a television news anchor in Chico.

In the early 1990s, he proposed legislation to divide California in three.

His bill coasted through the Assembly but never made it out of the Senate Rules Committee.

Statham said he wants to split California up for a simple reason: "Because it's fair."

He blames outdated tax codes and mandated funding for putting California in a "financial straightjacket."

"Even if the governor and legislators never came to town, 90 percent of the budget is earmarked," Statham said.

His outlook for the future of California is grim.

"The best you can hope for is continuing budget gridlock," he said when asked where he pictured the state five years from now.

Tim Hodson, executive director of the Center for California Studies at Sacramento State, schooled me on the finer points of our public finance system and how to best fix ourselves without dividing the state.

He said that California should change some outdated policies to help its return to prosperity.

Hodson said that our state's biggest handicap is our "totally dysfunctional public finance system."

Hodson was referring to Proposition 13, an initiative from 1978 that restricted property tax increases, as adversely affecting California's finances. He's also against California being one of three states that requires a supermajority to pass a state budget.

California has rewritten the definition of failure. The Detroit Lions can look at our way of life and feel better about themselves.

Let's face reality. Let's start breaking up into smaller, more manageable pieces.

Jordan Guinn can be reached at [email protected]

SPORTS: World Baseball Classic Preview

Jordan Guinn
March 4, 2009

With Japan looking to repeat, Venezuela looking strong as always and the powerhouse that is the Dominican Republic, there is no shortage of capable teams in this year's classic. China, Australia and Italy...

Cynics Corner

Jordan Guinn
February 4, 2009

Before we begin, let me say that writing this column about the homecoming royalty selection process is beneath me. Researching the finer points of the homecoming crown has been an utter waste of my time...

New year, legislators can’t help economy

Jordan Guinn
January 28, 2009

While it is gratifying to put 2008 behind us, 2009 cannot be expected to be significantly better-especially in California. We are financially ruined and our state will be urinating red ink and shedding...

Rant: Awesome prank, Davis

Jordan Guinn
November 13, 2008

Last week, some Aggie hooligans vandalized our campus with permanent markers and chalk. Among the stinging pieces of rhetoric found across the campus were "Suck State" and "A hornet is a glorified bee."...

Nothing better than late-night television

Jordan Guinn
November 12, 2008

It's well after midnight on a school night. The television is still bathing me in its flickering light and dispensing its wisdom. During the day, television keeps us abreast of breaking news and compelled...

Racist vandalism targets Obama

Jordan Guinn
October 20, 2008

Editor's Note: This story contains racial epithets.The State Hornet decided to run them in order to convey the seriousness of the situation. Racial epithets and slurs denigrating Democratic Presidential...

Thank you and goodbye, St. Peter Magowan

Jordan Guinn
October 8, 2008

Like the Joe Walsh song says, "Life's been good." What else can be said about the last 16 years? There wasn't a World Series Championship for the San Francisco Giants to celebrate, but there were legitimate...

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Ignore Chavez and eventually he will go away

Jordan Guinn
September 23, 2008

Hugo Chavez is a nuisance. The leader of Venezuela is not the next Adolf Hitler. Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe or Omar al-Bashir of the Sudan clinched that dubious honor years ago. However, Chavez cannot be...

Horoscopes

Jordan Guinn
September 3, 2008

If today is your birthday: You are probably the only one who cares. Get over yourself. View news articles from previous years to see what other atrocities were inflicted upon the planet on this day besides...

Breaking news: budget crisis solved

Jordan Guinn
August 16, 2008

It's no mystery that Sacramento State is facing a state-imposed budget crisis. It's just the breaks when you have a state deep in debt because politicians spend money as if more can be printed up. Last...

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Political correctness: Plague

Jordan Guinn
May 9, 2008

When teachers are encouraged to refer to a student's failure as "deferred success," something is amiss. Political correctness has gone too far. Because of political correctness, we as a society collectively...

Internships 101: The dos you shouldn’t do

Jordan Guinn
May 4, 2008

Summer is almost here and students across the campus and country are going to be struggling to get internships and other employment opportunities. With that in mind, this column will attempt to provide...

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A miracle pregnancy or just a freak show?

Jordan Guinn
April 10, 2008

Since penning the article "Labor of Love" in the Advocate, a popular gay magazine, Thomas Beatie has been a lightning rod for criticism as well as a poster child for discrimination against transsexual...

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Students uninterested in health and safety, but what else is new?

Jordan Guinn
March 19, 2008

Safe sex, drunk driving and the sugar content of popular beverages were just a few of the topics that were discussed on Monday as part of the "Safe Spring Break" event hosted by the Student Health Center...

VIDEO: Cynics’ Corner: The world’s youngest drug dealer?

Jordan Guinn
March 9, 2008

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It’s what’s for dinner

Jordan Guinn
February 21, 2008

Anyone who wonders how Jack in the Box can offer two ground beef tacos for under a dollar only needs to watch the raw footage of cattle being pushed across a cold floor by a forklift to understand how...

In college to be out of the restaurant industry

Jordan Guinn
February 20, 2008

If you've never missed the birthday of someone you love in order to serve maple syrup and coffee to demanding patrons or been unable to ask for time off on Mother's Day, you probably won't appreciate this...

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Hip-hop is dead, turn off your radio

Jordan Guinn
February 8, 2008

Radio hip-hop is of the same quality and appeal of a backed-up toilet at a filthy gas station. There is virtually nothing of substance, intellect or creativity coursing through the radio waves. Turn on...

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This woman’s place is not in the House

Jordan Guinn
February 2, 2008

Sean Penn is as qualified to write opinion pieces about foreign policy in Iran as Hillary Clinton is to run for president. Clinton has nothing to offer America besides an unwarranted air of self-importance...

Jordan Guinn’s Cynics Corner No. 2: More university money down the toilet

Jordan Guinn
January 3, 2008

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Jordan Guinn’s Cynics Corner: Dissecting the ASI speech

Jordan Guinn
December 12, 2007

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Hornet racquetball wins tournament at Berkeley

Jordan Guinn
December 3, 2007

Sacramento State took first place at the fall tournament for the Western Collegiate Racquetball Conference, held at UC Berkeley on Nov. 11. Seven Hornets, five men and two women, competed in the event....

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Things I’m thankful for

Jordan Guinn
November 28, 2007

Thanksgiving has many meanings to people. To some, it is a day to gorge on turkey and watch football, while others reflect on the atrocities committed by the European settlers against the Indians who had...

Shoes display student protest of war

Jordan Guinn
October 30, 2007

Close to 100 pairs of shoes representing Iraqis killed since March 2003 were on display Monday in the Library Quad as part of an anti-war demonstration to mark the four-year anniversary of the U.S.-led...

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When freedom of speech goes wrong

Jordan Guinn
October 28, 2007

Editor's note: A previous version of this article had an incorrect attribution, in which a quote should have been attributed to Mallory Savisaar. The State Hornet apologizes for the error. What a great...

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The crowded campus shuffle

Jordan Guinn
October 23, 2007

It never changes, despite the seasons. Rushing through a crowd of students, I grind my molars and curse at no one in particular and everyone in general. Common sense and courtesy on the walkways here are...

A week to forget

Jordan Guinn
September 28, 2007

Just when it seemed like the tension and anger directed at the administration for the past few years was starting to dissipate, last week brought on some of the biggest scandals in recent memory. A natural...

Six years later, little has changed

Jordan Guinn
September 13, 2007

The Women's Resource Center remembered the sixth anniversary of 9/11 on Tuesday. The message of the day: Show people what the world would be like if people focused on peace instead of war and violence....

Who has the right of way on the Guy West Bridge?

Jordan Guinn
September 11, 2007

Attention cyclists on the Guy West Bridge: Slow down. Many students use the walking bridge as an alternative means to access the campus and it seems just as many wannabe amateur cyclists use the bridge...

A campus for all of us

Jordan Guinn
September 11, 2007

Before entering the University Ballroom to see Sacramento State University President Alexander Gonzalez take the stage to deliver his fall address for 2007, I had to navigate through the tables belonging...

CSU to review Recreation and Wellness Center plans

Jordan Guinn
May 10, 2007

Sacramento State is one step closer to having a state-of-the-art sports complex and student health center. Sac State officials will present the preliminary drawings, programming and funding suggestions...

New MySacState schedules released Monday

Jordan Guinn
March 30, 2007

Sacramento State has introduced MySacState, a site that will replace CasperWeb and allow students to register for classes, view holds, check financial aid information and provide almost every online service...

Faculty meeting discusses task force

Jordan Guinn
March 30, 2007

The Sacramento State faculty senate conducted a general faculty meeting on Wednesday so that faculty could outline policy recommendations for the faculty senate to take. According to the faculty senate...

CSU Board of Trustees Approves Fee Increase

Jordan Guinn
March 21, 2007

Getting a degree from Sacramento State may have just gotten a little more expensive. The California State University Board of Trustees voted Wednesday to increase the state university fee by 10 percent...

Student fee hike approve by CSU Trustees

Jordan Guinn
March 20, 2007

Increasing student fees by 10 percent has frequently been discussed as support for the 2007-08 budget since the CSU approved the November 2006 budget. Now it looks like it may happen. The increase in student...

Student fee hike approved by CSU Trustees

Jordan Guinn
March 20, 2007

Increasing student fees by 10 percent has frequently been discussed as support for the 2007-08 budget since the CSU approved the November 2006 budget. Now it looks like it may happen. The increase in student...

Native American Week looks at history, stories

Jordan Guinn
March 14, 2007

The University Union is the site for Indian storytelling and artwork in observance of Native American Culture Week. Brian Baker, an assistant professor in the ethnic studies department, is the events coordinator....

24-hour lounge launches

Jordan Guinn
March 14, 2007

Normally students trying to study on a Sunday night inside the Academic Information Resource Center would be shown to the door at midnight, but those days seem to be over. A joint program by Computing,...

Fiber optics lights the way for technology

Jordan Guinn
March 5, 2007

Exciting advancements in the field of fiber-based devices were discussed with energy and humor by Jay Sharping, a professor at UC Merced, during his presentation Thursday, "Pushing the limits of glass."...

Lecture discusses future in particles

Jordan Guinn
March 2, 2007

Particle accelerators, collisions and subatomic particles were the points of interest for this week's Physics Colloquium Series lecture. Lee Sawyer, associate professor of physics from Louisiana Technical...

Laptop, or Not?

Jordan Guinn
February 27, 2007

Sacramento State students in the 21st century have more access to information and technology than ever before and they are using this access to their benefit - by bringing technology into the classroom....

Lecture series features talk of fiber-based technologies

Jordan Guinn
February 27, 2007

Exciting advancements in the field of fiber-based devices were discussed with energy and humor by Jay Sharping, a UC Merced professor, during his presentation Thursday, "Pushing the limits of glass." The...

Protest targets Matsui

Jordan Guinn
February 27, 2007

Congresswoman Doris Matsui ignored protesters of the Iraq war Monday, as she dedicated a digital archive developed in memory of her late husband, Robert Matsui, inside the Special Collections and University...

Campus signal strong

Jordan Guinn
February 27, 2007

Sacramento State is getting closer to becoming a giant hot spot -- where Internet access is universally available on campus. It is a normal to see students carrying laptops around, and for good reason,...

Webcast presentation focuses on new data gathering techniques

Jordan Guinn
February 27, 2007

Students and faculty intrigued by data analysis were in attendance at the Mountain Room of the University Union to see Katherine Klein of the University of Pennsylvania, the keynote speaker of a webcast...

CFA moves closer to strike vote

Jordan Guinn
February 24, 2007

The possibility of rolling strikes across the 23-campus California State University system is becoming more likely as faculty anger over budget cuts and a general distrust of CSU Chancellor Charles Reed...

Greek Week on Campus

Jordan Guinn
February 13, 2007

Students who enjoy group activities and social interactions should head over to the Library Quad and gather information about the various clubs on campus. Fraternities and sororities with interests such...

Study Great, Even Late

Jordan Guinn
February 9, 2007

For college students who find their creativity and inspiration during peculiar hours, have no fear - a proposed 24-hour study lounge may satisfy their urges to study late. The Academic Information Resource...

Sac State host Horn Day

Jordan Guinn
February 2, 2007

Musicians young and old congregated in Capistrano Hall Sunday morning to participate in Hornday 2007, an annual event orchestrated by the Director of the Sacramento State Symphony, Peter Nowlen. Participants...

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