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American Columnist: The (fake) search for the next Jen White

Jen White
May 9, 2006

It's often said that all good things must come to an end. Equally true (but said slightly less often) is that all mediocre things must come to an end also. With that in mind, I'm forced to bring you the...

Don’t take away the crepes

Jen White
May 2, 2006

Sacramento State giveth, and Sacramento State taketh away. That's just how life goes, I guess. University President Alexander Gonzalez recently said that this university "is not a democracy." I could be...

Pleasures found in parking

Jen White
April 25, 2006

Every semester people complain about parking, and every week I complain about something in print, so you'd think we'd be a perfect match. I could use this forum to complain about how horrible parking is,...

Society’s desire to look good is turning students into ‘gym people’

Jen White
April 11, 2006

There's a change happening deep down inside me, and I have no intention of stopping it. The treadmills and the weight machines, the guilt and the pride, they're all turning me into (dun, dun, dun), a "gym...

Students often throw responsible drinking habits out window

Jen White
April 4, 2006

Since the State Hornet's news and features sections began their three-part series about alcohol consumption, I've had to stop and think about drinking. Well, I didn't have to, but I was bored one hangover-ridden...

Four years of laziness now comes with a prize: a college diploma

Jen White
March 29, 2006

I've been at Sacramento State for almost four years, and I'm close to completing all of my graduation requirements, but somewhere deep down inside of me I have this bothersome, lingering feeling that I...

Internet provides users with ego boosts, let-downs

Jen White
March 22, 2006

Nothing boosts the ego like the Internet. Sure, you tell people that you use those Web sites you log onto for networking and keeping in touch with friends, but you're not fooling anyone. When you rush...

Early spring break could cause stressful problems

Jen White
March 8, 2006

As an English major, I've been trained to look to the Oxford English Dictionary for the answers to all of life's toughest questions. Over the years, I've learned that the O.E.D.'s skills (yes, we call...

What can Gonzalez’s Destination 2010 do for me? Not a whole lot

Jen White
February 15, 2006

Orange has never really been a popular color. No one ever liked the orange-haired, freckly, buck-toothed kid whose mom came on all the field trips. Most normal, un-imprisoned citizens avoid orange clothing....

Roommates are overrated

Jen White
February 1, 2006

For every student, there are givens. Problems like stress, money, excruciating hangovers and more excruciating roommates are all unavoidable parts of college life. That is, until one woman stands up and...

Take care of Mother Earth, cut down on giving birth

Jen White
November 30, 2005

Are you tired yet? That was the motto of the anti-abortion advertising supplement in The State Hornet late last month.

"Are you tired of all the rhetoric about 'choice?' Tired of the spin?" the insert asked.Well, I just took a nap, so I'm good, thanks - Actually, maybe I am a little tired.

I'm tired of traffic and tired of lines at the grocery store. I'm tired of a growing population, tired of poverty and hunger and tired of a shortage of natural resources. I'm tired of the depletion of the earth.

Whew, come to think of it, I'm exhausted.

I'm tired of people so faithful to their primitive reproductive urges that they can't think modernly. We have progressed past the days when life was all about raising children, hunting and gathering and carrying on the family name.

Now we live in a time where 6.5 billion people live on an earth estimated capable of properly sustaining between one and two billion.

We can't fully provide for all the people on earth as it is and this advertising supplement encourages bringing in more, even when they'll be the children of adolescent mothers or parents too poor to provide for them.

It's not selfish to recognize that you can't provide the best life for a child, it's selfish to pretend that you can.I'm tired of so many people still feeling the need to reproduce as though their lives are meaningless without offspring.

And, as their egos and ovaries are just aching for a kid, they don't consider the adoptable children that need parenting instead of the unborn one that doesn't exist or need anything yet.

Like me, Les Knight, founder of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, is exhausted as well."We can't be breeding right now," Knight told the San Francisco Chronicle. "It's obvious that the intentional creation of another (human being) can't be justified by anyone anywhere today, because wherever humans live not much else lives."

I imagine that Mr. Knight (who, by the way, got a vasectomy when he was 25) is also a vegan, does not drive or drives an electric vehicle, uses purely solar or wind powered energy, recycles, reuses and reduces, and has a beautiful garden.

His solution to global problems is also more extreme than most of us probably consider but, crazy or not, Knight certainly has a valid point.

I couldn't care less about a fetus. Sorry. But if that fetus is going to be an unwanted or underprivileged baby; hell, if you're not going to be able to make his or her soccer games, than you're doing it a favor by not bringing it into a world that is hard enough as it is.

Of course, everyone has to figure out what works for them and their situation. People are going to keep having children (just like they're going to keep buying hummers and driving to the corner store) and people are going to keep having abortions, legal or not.

But no one can justify having more than two abortions any more than they can justify having more than the two children that can replace themselves.

After all, it's that excess 0.5 of our average 2.5 children families that has put us in this predicament in the first place. Let's take a tip from China on this one, eh?

We have to think ahead for the earth and ourselves, whether that means planning ahead to reduce family size or using birth control to reduce unplanned pregnancy.

Doing without either is simply irresponsible because the environment doesn't think your kids are cute and most the time neither does anyone else.

Contact Jen White at [email protected]

Tofurkey? Sham ham? Not a chance!

Jen White
November 23, 2005

Living the college lifestyle real meals (free ones) are like lost treasures of a glorious past life and I would do anything to get them back. So at least twice every holiday season I make the drive to...

Christian-wiper literature is not the guiding light we need

Jen White
November 9, 2005

As a columnist for The State Hornet, I don't try to be incendiary, really I don't. Earlier this semester I kindly refrained from expressing my feelings regarding religious zealots on campus. Then I came...

A thought for the cause

Jen White
November 2, 2005

I've come up with a brilliant idea! It's even better than the overhead alarm clock that sounds off each morning with a light in your eyes, spraying water in your face (patent pending) and far more practical...

Addiction to MySpace as last remedy

Jen White
October 25, 2005

I don't have time to write this column. There are comments and messages, bulletins and blogs all vying for my attention. Friends I haven't talked to in ten years that I have to find. And the guy I've been...

Terminally ill have choice in Oregon

Jen White
October 18, 2005

I don't know what the hell they do up there in Oregon. They're kind of that simple-but-friendly neighbor who's always fiddling around in their backyard or heading off on another road trip with a car full...

Book teaches women to gain the upper hand

Jen White
October 4, 2005

Lately, women have been setting down their Cosmopolitan magazines and adopting a whole new bible. Unfortunately, the new bible is called "He's Just Not That Into You" and provides women little faith -...

Public schools’ junk food ban should be brought to Sac State

Jen White
September 26, 2005

We're fat. That's right, I said it. We're fat, our kids are fat and our goddamn pets are fat too. No matter how many times we hear that obesity is one of the biggest killers of Americans today, we just...

Pledge shouldn’t be forced upon America’s kids

Jen White
September 20, 2005

In second grade there was a boy in my class who refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. He was the first dissenter I had ever encountered. At recess the boy was teased by his classmates for being different....

‘Wax’ scary, but that’s it

Jen White
May 10, 2005

Poor Paris Hilton. Heiress to millions with her first major role in the thriller &House of Wax,& and how do the fans respond? With an explosion of cheers and applauds the moment her character is horrifically...

Late season flu bug a merciless germ orgy

Jen White
May 3, 2005

Nothing sparks an appreciation for life like a near death experience ... or the flu. Usually, I don't spend my time avoiding germs. They're everywhere, what's the point? I'm not one of those "don't touch...

Women’s spring styles loosen up

Jen White
March 30, 2005

At the end of every winter, after women have spent months caring more about warmth than fashion, we&re expected to shed the layers and sport tiny trends effortlessly. Never mind that our legs haven&t seen...

Cosmo’s new twist on ‘Kama Sutra’

Jen White
February 16, 2005

Cosmopolitan magazine, A.K.A. the Bible, is always there for readers in need of guidance, sexual guidance that is. The magazine has put a new twist on the classic Kama Sutra to appeal to new age readers...

V-Day alternatives from ballet to beer

Jen White
February 9, 2005

Jen White State Hornet What are you doing this Valentine&s Day weekend? Going to dinner, seeing a movie or maybe staying at home? Yawn. There&s no reason to use the cliches when Valentine&s Day weekend...

Oh ladies, what in the world have we done to ourselves?

Jen White
October 12, 2004

Once upon a time there were men. Real men. They were providers, with strong jaws and broad shoulders, and they didn't cry. We saw them in Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne and Sean Connery, and we wanted them...

A little extra effort goes a long way to improve campus

Jen White
May 11, 2004

The grass is cool against my feet. A warm breeze whispersthrough the trees, and rose bushes greet me in the distance.Evening's settling in, the campus has been deserted andI'm left alone to enjoy Sacramento...

A tough college call: Sacramento or NYC?

Jen White
April 27, 2004

When I first arrived at Sacramento State two years ago, the onlything looking good was other schools. Much like my relationships, Iwas instantly shopping for something better. "Sacramento, for your size...

Obesity is unhealthy, but it’s not a disease

Jen White
April 1, 2004

Americans are gaining weight at a remarkably fast pace. Thinkback on the days of four square and dodge ball and you'dpredict that everyone would tease the fat kids, even when they turninto fat adults....

Hey, professors: Stop locking us up

Jen White
March 17, 2004

Do you desperately need to take a piss? Are you afraid that your potty break will ruin your 4.0 GPA? Well, you should be -- especially if your instructor's strict attendance policy rewards not coming to...

Don’t wait to break procrastination habit

Jen White
March 10, 2004

Procrastination is defined as the intentional and habitual avoidance of necessary tasks. It's often followed by rationalization, and accompanied by feelings of guilt, inadequacy and depression. That sounds...

Stripping pays, also has its costs

Jen White
March 3, 2004

I'm beginning to think that in my last column, when describing my quest for a job, I may have been a little hasty. Citing my principles, I was quick to dismiss stripping as a profession. But weeks later...

Goodbye daytime TV, hello part-time job

Jen White
February 18, 2004

Everyday -- It's tough being me. Really. 1 p.m.: Crawl groggily out of bed. Make breakfast burrito. Delicious. 2 p.m.: "General Hospital." Someone dies, someone loses their memory, and they all act horribly....

Monogamy standard easier said than done

Jen White
February 11, 2004

Another relationship bites the dust. I just can't figure it out. There's nothing wrong with him -- in fact, there are many wonderful things about him. But at a time like this, when I should reflect on...

Kids need loving parents–gay or straight

Jen White
January 28, 2004

Every once in a while I find myself reading a newspaper. Apparently, the same thing happens to you. The other day, I came across an interesting article about gay couples who raise children. The writer...

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