On a day-to-day basis I have a hard time finding a parking spot. It seems as though when I register that I can never get the classes that I want, because they are all full. I open up The State Hornet and see that there was an armed robbery in Jenkins Hall, but never fear-I rest assured that ASI is hard at work… passing a Peace Resolution?!

Thanks ASI, for all the hard work concerning my education. I am happy giving ASI part of my tuition in order for them to pass a Peace Resolution. Other key topics I hope that ASI will cover in the near future are the Kyoto Treaty, the privatization of social security or perhaps even a resolution on whether or not ASI thinks that Ben Affleck and J-Lo will get married.

I have an idea for ASI: how about a resolution that condemns the bombing in Bali that killed hundreds. Better yet, a resolution to ease parking frustrations.

ASI, keep your eye on the ball. Nicholas Damico Junior