To date or not to date? This question whirlwinds the debate of being single within the confines of my college-sized skull.

The answer: date. But date them all. The argument of being interested in only the person you are involved with is snobby, uneducated and boring. Limiting yourself to experiencing one person while in college is like taking one class in one subject for four years-it’s a circular catch 22 of socially, and sexually debilitating factors.

Socially speaking, dating exclusively deletes the opportunity of getting to know other people of the opposite sex deeply. When in a relationship, you don’t go out and meet someone of the opposite sex in a social environment; thus, getting to know the beauty that lies within most, because the rules governing relationships makes it illegal.

The power behind those rules and regulations is sex.Sex transforms the relationship from sharing, to greed and control. Sharing sexually is a learning process. Just like after finishing the beginner manual, the next step is exploring what you have learned and developing the skills in the advanced edition.

Because the relationship circle must continue, not sharing sex creates the social acquaintance level of relationships. When we are involved with someone sexually, it means we won’t give another of the opposite sex the time and effort to build a strong relationship. Therefore, socially killing us sexually. And around we go-sexually killing us socially.

Now, I’ve stunted myself on getting to know that beautiful and intelligent woman who I can definitely see myself having sex with, because I have a girl. I can’t take it anymore. It’s over! No more girl for me!

The future months are mine.

Time is expensive, it’s paid with the hours of your life. Giving those minutes to one person is detrimental to your health. It’s time we give them to the people who cause us the least pain and suffering. Let’s all be single. Divorce rates will drop.

All the “bad” of a relationship are gone. Happiness settles in while hanging out with friends. The social life is opening new doors and challenges. And the women have never been so beautiful. The freedom of mind and body is enlightening.

My new philosophy: spread the wealth of yourself to others. One person wanting to take everything you have to give is selfish. Obligations while in college are binding enough. Receive wealth from many and build a bigger foundation.

So how about some sex? She can’t get mad at me and not give me my medicine, though I was always willing to give even if I was upset.

So how about it? What do you mean we’re not involved enough? I’m trying to explore what I’ve learned. Yeah-I’m interested in you but I want to explore others, you know, be social. In truth you are actually….not going to give me any are you?”

Oh, my girl is calling, forget the singles for now, it’s nice having nanny without any hassle. I have to go give her some of that special attention. The inevitable circle continues.

Peace.