You think you know ... but you have no idea. This is the Diary of Associated Students Inc. For two years, I was an elected member of ASI, our campus student government. I always wished we could do a show...
It seems that President Alexander Gonzalez has actually heard us for once. You see, in my very first column this semester, I discussed our campus parking issue. The problem wasn't getting better and students'...
I was in my bedroom the other day when I ran across a book. I looked at it, trying to remember where it came from or why I had it. Then I realized I had purchased it for a class this semester. I spent...
Black Friday went any way but normal this year. I guess most people were sleeping in a turkey-induced coma or throwing elbows at a 65-year-old woman over a pair of half-off shoes. I?m sure the employees...
We've discussed their outrage about not getting to park in the brand new parking structure. We've heard them complain that they don't get paid enough. For the past few weeks, there have been stories in...
Imagine this: you have had a long day at school, and I mean long. Two midterms and a paper all on the same day. You rush home to change before work and then the phone rings. Your girlfriend is on the line,...
I'm sure you have all seen them. They come out every year around this time. You know, the fake witches attached to a tree making it look as though she flew into it. Yeah that plastic carnage of a witch...
The other day I was driving to school behind another student. At the stoplight, I looked ahead and noticed her license plate frame. Now I enjoy a funny frame, but I felt like I had seen them all: "If you...
It has been almost three years since Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in as the governor of California. Prior to his term, he spent his days making movies and making millions while Gray Davis continued...
Marijuana, cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, crystal meth: Use them and kiss your financial aid goodbye. And for those of you reliant on aid to attend college, you can kiss that degree goodbye as well. According...
It's that day of the week again - Hump Day! For those lucky ones who don't have Friday classes, your weekend starts tomorrow night. But for the rest of us, Wednesday means two more days until weekend fun!...
Editor's note: Nicki Croly is President of the Panhellenic Council. I have heard it all. But mostly this: I'm a dumb, party-loving, frat boy obsessed, friend buying, alcoholic slut. Can you guess what...
If this isn't your first time here at Sacramento State, then you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. It's the first day of class. You stroll in with your iced mocha and blueberry muffin and sit down...
