Being a kid and getting cuts and scrapes come hand in hand. I was raised that way, and I'm sure many of you were too. Being a kid means falling down and getting some of those battle scars that come with...
Lets' see, who's the better choice - the guy who's having rough, fetish sex with the 10-year-old Guatemalan boy, or the guy who's hitting the crack pipe with a scabby transvestite prostitute named Wanda?...
"I was expecting more..." You would think riding a dragon would take years of practice and effort. That guiding a mythical beast through the clouds would be an arduous task at very least. But not for Eragon....
There's a formula to it. It's not an exact science, but it may be the closest thing that we males have. Five days for every month. Learn it, live it, know it, as Judge Reinhold has inspirationally taught...
If Britney and Kevin, Jessica and Nick and Brad and Jennifer have taught us anything, it's that breaking up is hard to do. Well, actually Neil Sedaka taught us that way before any of these inevitable celebrity...
I hate you. Get out of my life. Love me. Doesn?t this succession of angry and sexual emotions seem a little awkward? Doesn?t it seem like the latter is based on some kind of base need for affection that...
And the award for weirdest movie ever goes to?(drum roll): The Fountain, which will be released in theatres today. It stars Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz. Picture this. A tree flying through space. Hair....
Bond. James Bond. He's back and he's betting it all in Casino Royale, the newest installment of Ian Flemming's infamous super-spy saga. Daniel Craig breathes new life into the classic character as the...
Marie Antoinette was the Paris Hilton of the 18th century. With the country's entire checkbook at her disposal, the Austrian Archduchess feverishly spent money on a superficial lifestyle that cast a tremendous...
I was surfing the internet in class the other day and came across some very interesting news photos. As I scrolled through the slideshow, I came across a great shot of a decorative Halloween skeleton that...
I've noticed something recently. Walking through the halls and around campus, I've come to realize something that maybe everyone else already knows. And I think you, yes you with the shirt, just might...
Did Reggie Bush really do anything wrong? He didn't take performance-enhancing drugs. He certainly wasn't involved in any kind of points shaving scandal. And he definitely never sprayed his jersey with...
You've got your entire life to release your first album. For most bands and entertainers, a debut album defines a certain style and foreshadows their evolution as artists. The third studio release from...
Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Now all you smokers, don't hurt yourselves, you've got too much to live for - like coughing up brown, semi-solid lung butter. And tumors - lots of juicy...
As you all may know, Monday was the five-year anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York. As this is arguably the most devastating event in our country's history, Hollywood,...
There may be only one way to describe "Revelations," the newest album from hard rock super group Audioslave: funk. Picking up where Rage Against the Machine's Renegades of Funk: left off, the third studio...
"This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to," howled a shirtless Maynard James Keenan into the open Northern California night sky. From the very first moments of "Stinkfist"to the final...
Welcome, 13th graders! How does it feel to be a freshman all over again? You probably spent a good portion of last year stroking your ego at the top of the food chain and paddling freshman who were at...
Marketing a film about soccer in the United States may be just as tough as marketing the actual sport. Although millions of young Americans sign up to be Saturday morning stars, the mainstream popularity...
Dear President Gonzalez: I know the fall semester is still a long way off, and I know you're going to be busy over the summer, but I have a short grocery list of things that I think we students would all...
George Carlin once said about prostitution, "Why would it be illegal to sell something that is perfectly legal to give away?" Well, George, I can't really answer that, but I can tell you it's gotten a...
For many, April 20 would seem to be the perfect day to hang out at a bar and check out some live music. The famed Boardwalk in Orangevale was on the minds of many on Thursday as the alternative rock act,...
Maybe it's just me, but rock 'n' roll isn't just about the sex and drugs anymore. Take the Living Things for instance. Put together smooth sounding vocals, ripping guitar chords, and an edgy attitude and...
Related Sites: Click here to visit the City of Sacramento's General Plan Update More than 100 Sacramento State students voiced their opinion about the future development of Sacramento on April 20, as they...
If you're interested in seeing a scary movie this weekend, don't go see "Scary Movie 4". However, if you're interested in seeing a funny movie this weekend, still don't go see "Scary Movie 4." Anna Farris...
Does anyone remember elementary school elections? Colorful posters would go up in the halls. Candidates would pass out lollipops and gum in class. The winning campaign speech would be filled with promises...
If you're in the mood to lose your lunch but have a few laughs in the process, go see the new Universal Pictures horror film, "Slither." As a small meteorite crashes into a small and sleepy town, it brings...
I really hope you read this. Yes, you. You're the guy with the clipboard wearing the fake leather jacket and the cheap tie. The one who claims to be fighting for a just cause, but is really just a paid...
Culinary student David Estey's girlfriend broke up with him for no apparent reason one year. At least he thought she did. She made the call on April Fools' Day. April 1st has become known as a day for...
There's not really much to say about rap-metal. It's a combination of elements that don't mix all that often. Take something that's already a bit over the top and obnoxious and include some static behind...
For the past nine years, the hallways of Sacramento Hall have been decorated with historical photographs that depict the early years of Sacramento State's students, faculty and campus. But the black-and-white...
It's finally here. I can't believe we all made it. I feel like we've been waiting in a seven-week-long roller coaster line and now we're strapped in and ready, looking up at a steel track that's headed...
Mark Levine is the coolest cat north of Havana. The Latin jazz aficionado has one of the most impressive backgrounds of jazz music in the 21st century. His repertoire includes sharing a studio with jazz...
It was Jan. 1 when I realized it. I was walking through a store I can't quite recall, still in a haze from the night before. And I'm walking down the aisle and I see it. The bright pink and red display...
In American culture, New Year's Day is traditionally known as a day to relax, recover and perhaps watch some football. However, in the Chinese culture, New Year's Day is a time to rejoice with family and...
