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Two reasons for cheating

Mikhail Chernyavsky
April 22, 2009

They say two heads are better than one. However, if that second head is your libido then you might be getting into some trouble when you're in a relationship. In 2007 the "MSNBC.com/iVillage Lust, Love...

‘Bring out your dead’

Mikhail Chernyavsky
January 23, 2009

Never in my life have I ever hated anyone for his or her culture, ethnicity or religious creed, until now. Congratulations to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS). You have caused me-for...

Shop till you drop

Mikhail Chernyavsky
December 4, 2008

If you are reading this, congratulations, you survived Black Friday. Some weren't so lucky. By now we have all heard about the blitzkrieg of shoppers that ran over a temporary employee at a Long Island...

The Faint keeps students jumping

Mikhail Chernyavsky
November 12, 2008

Lights were flashing as smoke filled the air, while the screaming voices of people filled the halls of the University Union. This was the scene of the Union Ballroom as The Faint took the stage Friday...

Parking fees to increase

Mikhail Chernyavsky
November 5, 2008

Students, faculty and staff will pay higher parking fees in spring 2009, Sacramento State announced Friday. Student parking permits will rise from $24 per month to $34 per month, which will raise the semester...

VIDEO: Run through on giving blood

Mikhail Chernyavsky
October 22, 2008

At the blood drive held in the University Union Ballroom, Reviews Editor Mikhail Chernyavsky goes through the process of giving blood. The blood drive will continue today from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and on...

Sore eyes for ‘Eagle Eye’

Mikhail Chernyavsky
September 28, 2008

It's the hottest, coolest, and newest idea ever to come to the silver screen. All right, if you didn't catch the hit of sarcasm, this idea is nothing new. In the new Shia LaBeouf thriller "Eagle Eye,"...

VIDEO: Under the influence

Mikhail Chernyavsky
February 28, 2008

Every year hypnotist Tom Deluca Comes to Sacramento State, and yet his act still has people under its trance. Deluca performed Thursday in the Union Ballroom. Students eagerly jumped to volunteer to be...

Jackie Moon is a star

Mikhail Chernyavsky
February 28, 2008

By 1976 Jackie Moon was still riding the wave of his hit single "Love Me Sexy." With his newly-acquired small fortune Moon purchased the semi-pro American Basketball League team the Flint Tropics, and...

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Oral sex matters, but be safe

Mikhail Chernyavsky
January 3, 2008

If you are a man, chances are you really don't know what you're doing. If you are a woman, chances are you really don't do it enough. I am talking about two of the most eloquent words in the sexual dictionary:...

VIDEO: Top stories for Nov. 28

Mikhail Chernyavsky
November 30, 2007

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Why women love Halloween

Mikhail Chernyavsky
October 31, 2007

It seems that since graduating from the eighth grade, and some before, most people appear to have left behind their innocence of Halloween. Like most people, I do not know the origins of Halloween. What...

Carell deals with ‘Real Life’

Mikhail Chernyavsky
October 30, 2007

It is often hard to balance laugh-out-loud comedy with serious and meaningful drama without one outweighing the other. However, in his directorial follow-up to "Pieces of April," Peter Hedges has a perfect...

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MySpace bridging the generational gap

Mikhail Chernyavsky
October 18, 2007

It's shrinking at an alarming rate. Well, maybe not alarming, but it is shrinking. Guys you can relax, it's nothing that needs re-enlargement. And no ladies, it does not need implanting. In fact, the generation...

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A ‘carpe diem’ approach

Mikhail Chernyavsky
October 4, 2007

Go to Google or Yahoo! and search for anything in relation to "getting women." You will find millions of links ranging from "Getting Women to Approach You" to "Getting Women to Obsess Over You." Not that...

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‘Sixx A.M.’ is not worthy

Mikhail Chernyavsky
October 2, 2007

Nikki Sixx is best known as the bassist and main songwriter for the popular '80s metal band Motley Crue. After the huge success of the Motley Crue reunion tour in 2005, Sixx returns with a new book and...

What’s that big, black truck?

Mikhail Chernyavsky
September 24, 2007

This morning, a black semi truck pulling a 53-foot trailer with big bold white letters that read "ROCK BAND," pulled on to campus. Sacramento State students, whether observing or passing by, detoured into...

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Cosmo isn’t always right

Mikhail Chernyavsky
September 13, 2007

Working in a place where I am the only male, it's hard not to be involved in the world of "female" magazines, especially when it's laid out in the break room. It never fails; there will always be a Cosmopolitan,...

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Summer lovin’, a fling

Mikhail Chernyavsky
September 4, 2007

It can last anywhere from a day to as long as three months. In the grand spectrum of things, however, it is nothing more than a brief moment in our lives. This "it" is a fling; but unlike most, the summer...

Bluffing in the bedroom

Mikhail Chernyavsky
May 27, 2007

I have done it to get out of school. I have done it to get out of a test. I have done it on a paper. And yes, I have even done it in the bedroom. Yes, I've faked it. Oh yes, ladies, guys can fake it too,...

Cracking the whip on fetishes

Mikhail Chernyavsky
May 15, 2007

Fetish - what does it mean? If you ask Noah Webster, one answer is an inanimate object that is worshiped because it is believed to be magical. If you ask a prude, the answer is something weird that should...

Platonic problems a plenty

Mikhail Chernyavsky
April 26, 2007

I have a lot of girl friends. By that I mean I have a lot of friends who are girls. In fact, most of my friends are girls. I always found the reaction I would get from some people amusing. Most people...

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Fun flings fulfill fantasies

Mikhail Chernyavsky
March 31, 2007

In a world where girls have gone wild and cameras capture our every drunken mistake, some cannot help but give in to the temptations of Spring Break. With Spring Break quickly approaching, some have great...

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Condom hunt leaves a sour taste

Mikhail Chernyavsky
March 22, 2007

Now that Justin Timberlake has declared that sexy is on its way back, it is important to know some of the ins and outs of what is sexy. It is important that sexy people continue to not only be sexy in...

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