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The State Hornet

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The student news site of Sacramento State University

The State Hornet

The student news site of Sacramento State University

The State Hornet

Student news without fear or favor

Crystal Clark, Author

All content by Crystal Clark

Sex best done safely (and alone)

Crystal Clark
May 15, 2002

Though this is my last column, I have so many more opinions to share with the wonderful students at Sacramento State. Readers may know I can?t stand men who don?t call, Valentine?s Day, the contagious...

Graduating (and scared)

Crystal Clark
May 8, 2002

In less than three weeks, I will be graduating just like thousands of other Sacramento State students, but I don?t know if I am ready. Are you? Currently the thought of no more school sounds very appealing....

Students getting hunted

Crystal Clark
May 1, 2002

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be hunted? Deer, pheasants, turkeys, and other animals know how it feels, I?m sure you do too, though you may not realize it. People hunt for fun, sport and...

Surprise! A new graduation requirement

Crystal Clark
April 24, 2002

Last week, in the communication studies department, there was one word that evoked frustration into even the calmest students in the major: portfolio. Many students know what a portfolio is, however, most...

Kindly move to the right

Crystal Clark
April 16, 2002

Is there a wrong way to walk? I believe there is. The targets of this column are slow walkers. Everyone knows what a slow walker is: a person who takes their valuable time and walks slower than the snail...

Help! I need a diploma

Crystal Clark
April 9, 2002

So you think your?re on the right path to graduation. You have signed up for the correct classes and, more importantly, passed them. And CasperWeb shows that you have X amount of units left before you...

Column: Tarot card reader looks into my future

Crystal Clark
April 3, 2002

I walked through the door and heard bells chime as the door slide closed behind me. I stood a few feet away from my future, surround by candles and other mysterious looking magical stuff. As my eyes pivoted...

Beware of spring

Crystal Clark
March 20, 2002

When the sun begins to creep out from behind the clouds and spring flowers begin to bloom, be careful because more than allergies are around the corner. Just as people begin to pull their flip-flops out...

Just say ‘vagina’

Crystal Clark
March 13, 2002

Vagina, vagina, vagina. Yes you just read the word vagina three times in a row. There are certain words in our society that just do not come up in normal conversation. These words may have negative connotations,...

Playing the number’s game

Crystal Clark
March 5, 2002

How many times have you met Mr. or Miss Wonderful, given him your phone number and never recieved a call back? Believe it or not, this is not a new trend. This is a dilemma women have been encountering...

Valentine’s Day: Past history, present duties (for men)

Crystal Clark
February 13, 2002

Feb. 14 is Valentine?s Day, a day of love, flowers and chocolate hearts. Many people do not question the reason for the holiday and just ride the wave. Do you know why we celebrate Valentine?s Day? Theoretically,...

Pub more than just fire hazard

Crystal Clark
February 6, 2002

Have you ever walked by the Pub and wondered what all the excitement was? Why were so many people conjugated in one place? Peering through the glass window, the scene that unfolds before ones eyes appears...

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